Upon falling during the maneuver, I turned to my partner and said, "I told you we shouldn't have done another mohawk!" IN SHOCK, I NOTICED THAT MY SKATING PARTNER'S NEW "HAIRDO," WHICH WAS ACTUALLY A MAN'S WIG, HAD FALLEN OFF HIS HEAD! He was wearing a beanie over his hair and looked sillier than you could imagine.
I grabbed the wig and placed it back on his head.